Saturday, November 2, 2013

Not Common Core Lesson Plans

It is Saturday morning which is the time I do what I want for fun. So is it strange that this teacher is searching for lessons on the internet? I don't say this to further the argument that we teachers, while getting great vacation time throughout the school years and summers off, work far more than the traditional 40 hour week. It's not about that here. It's about this teacher's preoccupation with whatever she is teaching. And right now I am trying to create a unit on world geography. Actually not world geography but rather more simply, where in the world we are, and where in the world we came from (more recently than not). So I have tried searching geography lesson and I have tried searching map lessons but I am not interested in teaching the 5 themes of geography right now and I am not interested in teaching longitude and latitude right now either. What I want to do is fairly simple. I want my 11 students from Haiti, Palestine, Yemen, Mexico and of course the U.S of A to know the globe and I suppose more specifically political boundaries, as they exist today on a 2013 map of the world.  I want them to know WHERE. And I don't care a damn about any of this being connected to the Common Core. If by chance it is, well I will let it go. But I would like to know whatever happened to knowledge for knowledge's sake.

We are fond of candid interviews with usually young people on the street being asked, by a comedian or a talk show host, basic knowledge questions. Recently, Jimmy Kimmel made it big with his question, "which do you prefer Obamacare or The Affordable Care Act?" I was proud of my class of 11 for knowing that they are one in the same. I was proud of myself too for all the work I did prior to,
 and during the government shut down, that helped them be allegedly more knowledgeable than the man or woman on the the street. Were those lessons tied to the common core? I don't know and I don't care. My students learned the facts because we went over them again and again and answered their questions along the way. Was "critical thinking" involved. Sure, I made them think about the difference between a right and a privilege when talking about various things including of course, healthcare.  Some of them got that part, some didn't. Did I "differentiate" for every person in the room? Probably not. Did I try? Well yes, I always do try to, at the very least, help everyone to feel included. But did I plan 11 different lessons for 11 different learning styles and their 5 or so different languages? Well no, I didn't. Please don't tell the "reformers"!!! I am sorry to diverge. This was supposed to be about my geography/map/where unit.

The conclusion I have come to in my 30 something years of teaching is a quote which I am unable to remember who to attribute it to,  something like "everything works and nothing works" and that has kept me going through this long haul. The billionaire boy profiteers (with some nasty female's supporting) have come out in the guise of fixing all of this. They purport that there is a way, an answer and that it is all about finding it. Their evidence is all the many billions they have made as marketers, business people, and entrepreneurs. They would like to graft on some formula to education while appearing like philanthropists so to further fill their already bulging pockets. They Have convinced themselves that they are good people searching for a formula that exists. They are sorely wrong. There is no formula and all the goals and objectives written on a lesson plan will not supersede this truth. People learn all kinds of intentional and unintentional things while sitting in a classroom and starting that process with facts isn't a bad idea at all. So here I am wasting my time with this rant while I could be forming that factual lesson. What are the seven continents of the world? Identify than on a blank map. Memorize them. What are the 5 oceans? Memorize them. In what country were you born? Identify it on a map. In what country were your parents, grandparents born? What are the neighboring countries? Identify them on a map. In what continent are those countries? Where do you live now? What are the neighboring countries? In what continent are they ?And for a bit of fun, what country would you like to visit? Then we could do a little travel project. How would I get there and how much would it cost. . .just for fun. Oops we've forgotten all about fun! I wonder if it's in the Common Core.



Wednesday, October 30, 2013

On Cochlear Implants

A former favorite student of mine, Maggie, asked me to make this public. Here is the essay for which she won first place :


                      “My opinion about Cochlear Implants”

My opinion about Cochlear Implant is important because I experienced it myself. As child five years old, I was not involved in deciding to get my Cochlear Implant. My parents decided that. I believe that they should not implant a child under 5 years old because I think they need to wait until the child gets old enough to decide.

The American Speech and Language Association explains,“ Children and adults with a severe to profound hearing loss who cannot be helped with hearing aids may be helped with cochlear implants. This type of hearing loss is sensorineural, which means there is damage to the tiny hair cells in the part of the inner ear called the cochlea. Because of this damage, sound cannot reach the auditory nerve. With a cochlear implant, the damaged hair cells are bypassed, and the auditory nerve is stimulated directly.”
People think that getting a Cochlear Implant will make it easy for understanding speech. False! Maybe they can hear sound but that does not mean they can understand the words. They need a lot practice. I experienced that. I went to speech everyday in school.  I tried hard! I never felt successful.  I did not understand all, only some.  I felt mostly frustrated.

People think that a Cochlear Implant will make it easy to talk. False! I couldn’t say  “K”. Saying syllables was really hard for me. Sometimes I felt successful. Sometimes I felt angry and frustrated. I experienced this from five years old to now. I want to practice so that I can communicate better with my hearing family and friends but I can’t be hearing.  

If a baby is born deaf parents should wait until the child is older and then ask them if they want a Cochlear Implant.  The child needs to understand about speech and hearing practice and that it is hard. They need to be involved. Please, do not give small babies Cochlear Implants!


Monday, October 21, 2013

Keep them Busy

Some of the best ideas I have come up with as a teacher have been on the spot. If a reformer gets their hands on this, they can cart it out as further evidence that there are bad teachers abound. Thinking on your feet, not preparing every moment of your time with the kids using a painstaking formula which includes critical thinking, test prep and exit tickets is clearly why we as a nation are failing to compete with Finland or Japan. We all know that. Gates is still working on the magic formula.The Danielson model is being put into place to make sure bad teachers like me are rooted out and punished.  We can all learn from the Salem Witch Trial. The hunt continues. Enough said! Following is a collection of my best filler activities. Activities that keep an over crowded classroom calm, activities that were often carted out in desperation, activities that turned out to be fun and interesting despite the fact that I hadn't thought them through, that I hadn't figured out what exactly my goal was,  ones that showed their worth after the fact in a pleasant surprise that can come from a little spontaneity. Please use what I came up with and add your ideas to the list. Just don't let this get in the hands of those witch hunters. To be continued